coffin humor

[anatolian_goddess]

A man was walking home alone late one night when
he hears a

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

behind him.

Walking faster he looks back,
and makes out the image of an
upright coffin banging its way down the middle of
the street towards him

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run towards his
home, the coffin bouncing quickly
behind him ...

faster...
faster...
BUMP...

BUMP

BUMP....

He runs up to his door, fumbles
with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the coffin crashes
through his door, with the lid of the coffin
clapping ... clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...
on the heels of the terrified
man....

Rushing upstairs to the
bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding; his head is reeling; his breath
is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the coffin
breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping
towards him.

The man screams and reaches for
something, anything
... but all he can find is a
bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough
syrup at the coffin...

... the coffin stops.