Doing Herself In......

[osiere]

Ageing Selin was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, Arif. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it was be best to get it over with quickly, she took our Arif's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable, and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast."

Later that night, Selin was admitted to the hopital with a gunshot wound to her knee!!

[justforfun]

there is no connection to our selin on here, is there?

[selin]

i was just thinking about that.
but my boobs are holding up, thank you.

[osiere]

well, was just by chance that oldselin and you have the same name...
now that u mentioned that your boobs do hold up..we really have to check it out if what the doctor said was right!.....below the left breast!

[Starman]

hey, I missed something here. are we talking about the pencil test?

[charly]

Thought the pencil test was something else?

[Starman]

osiere mentioned about testing the left breast. thats the only thing that comes into my mind anyway otherwise what else would he want with a left breast.

[osiere]

it would be more of a gravity test, selin does us a flash and we see who is better, gravity or selin

[justforfun]

i think you guys are suffering from playboy magazine deprivation...i'll buy you guys one for christmas, so that firm boobed selin doesn't have to flash anyone on here