Post by BigBri on Jan 1, 2005 2:15:35 GMT 2
This aint meant to be religious. Honest!
One day, Jesus was walking past the Pearly Gates, (on the inside, of course!) when St Peter called him over. "Hello Jesus, glad to see you, could you keep an eye on the Gates for me while I go to the loo?"
"Certainly." replied Jesus, "Away with you."
After a few minutes, Jesus noticed an old man hobbling toward him. "Good day old man," Called Jesus, "How can I help you?"
The old man whispered, "My eyesight is failing. I know my boy is in here, and I would like to see him one last time before I die."
"I'm sorry" said Jesus, "That would be impossible. There are so many people in here, I would never be able to identify him."
"Please try," asked the old man, "He should be easy to recognise by the holes in his hands and the holes in his feet."
Jesus was stunned. He looked as his own hands then started at the old man and asked "........... Father?"
The old man beamed a smile and asked "....... Pinocchio?"
One day, Jesus was walking past the Pearly Gates, (on the inside, of course!) when St Peter called him over. "Hello Jesus, glad to see you, could you keep an eye on the Gates for me while I go to the loo?"
"Certainly." replied Jesus, "Away with you."
After a few minutes, Jesus noticed an old man hobbling toward him. "Good day old man," Called Jesus, "How can I help you?"
The old man whispered, "My eyesight is failing. I know my boy is in here, and I would like to see him one last time before I die."
"I'm sorry" said Jesus, "That would be impossible. There are so many people in here, I would never be able to identify him."
"Please try," asked the old man, "He should be easy to recognise by the holes in his hands and the holes in his feet."
Jesus was stunned. He looked as his own hands then started at the old man and asked "........... Father?"
The old man beamed a smile and asked "....... Pinocchio?"