Welsh, isn't it, look you ........

[BigBri]

Dai, who wasn't a religious person, was walking along the cliff top when he slipped and fell, sliding over the top of the steep drop and managing to grab hold of a tree root sticking out of the cliff face. He was left hanging there by one hand. Dai look down at the surf crashing on the rocks far, below, and the vertical and smooth cliff face above him, and realised that he was in grave peril.
With his one hand gripping the tree root, and tiring by the second, Dai looked up to the heavens and asked, "Is there anybody there?"
A booming voice from above replied, "THIS IS GOD, PUT YOUR TRUST IN ME, LET GO OF THE TREE ROOT AND YOU WILL BE SAFE."
Dai thought for a minute then looked up again, and asked, "Is there anybody else there?"

[BigBri]

This is a true story, I know, I was there ..........

We were on a sight seeing trip, northbound, up the Rhondda Valley, when we had a mishap with the road map and got lost. No worries, we thought, just stop and ask a local. So we pulled up alongside a likely looking Blodwyn and asked how to get back on track toward our destination. The kind lady understood our problem, and offered the following advice:
"Oh, that's easy. Just go on straight on up this road, then turn right where the old bus stop used to be!!!!